Chicago’s Halloween Boat Cruise

Who wants to do the Halloween pontoon river cruise this weekend? Who wants to do a fun cruise around Chicago’s Riverwalk dressed in Halloween costumes? is offering a Halloween Special pontoon rental for up to 6 people, $500 for 2 hours includes gas, taxes, and captain. Contact Capt Vernon 773.791.7311 today to schedule your Read more about Chicago’s Halloween Boat Cruise[…]

Go Boating Year-Round with! Crazy Cool!

Let’s Go Boating Year-Round Okay it’ll be cold soon, so what!? That’s what hot toddies, warm blankets, hooded winter coats, and sweat pants are for, right? will have a boat ready for you to enjoy, when clients book with at least 24 hours advance notice. If you haven’t enjoyed Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, Read more about Go Boating Year-Round with! Crazy Cool![…]

Who’s Doggie is on that Boat?

When I first started, I had a Sheltie named Samantha and her favorite boat was Grandpa Pontoon. She would sit quietly during the whole pre-boarding process with our clients with her paws crossed in front like any comfortably spoiled captain’s first mate would do, til she was asked to get off her boat. Samantha Read more about Who’s Doggie is on that Boat?[…]

Who Needs a Boat for 2021 Chicago Air & Water Show?

Who Needs a Boat during Chicago’s Air Show? Rentchicagoboats has boats available for a half day (5 hour) or full (chill 8 hours) river and lake cruises for both Friday’s practice and Sunday day in Chicago. Click on our link above and let’s get you some boat time. Half-Day (5-hours): Granny and Meemaw Pontoons are Read more about Who Needs a Boat for 2021 Chicago Air & Water Show?[…]

Friday Date Night Cruise, Go Boating with!

Who does Friday Night date night? When was the last time you took your special person for a date on a boat? Rentchicagoboats offers a wonderful 3 hour, river cruise schedule from 9am-12p, 1-4p, 5-8p, 9p-12a or 10a-1p, 2-5p, 6-9p, 10p-1a. Its always easier for you and us when you plan ahead (24 hours booking Read more about Friday Date Night Cruise, Go Boating with![…]

What Does Sept-October Boating & Football Have in Common?

SWEAT SHIRTS! Lol! Yes, is now taking reservations for fall boating running Labor Day weekend through Halloween Weekend. Many of you I’m sure, have forgotten how romantic it is to cuddle up with your significant friend/lover wrapped in a blanket on a boat. That loving moment has so many wonderful memories that only being Read more about What Does Sept-October Boating & Football Have in Common?[…]

Friday & Sunday’s Boating Fun Days with

Last week for the very first time this season, had two boat rentals with most of the daytime available on Sunday. It felt like a ghost town during one of the most pleasant weather day’s of the season. Then someone called us and said “they assumed we would be sold out”. I think people Read more about Friday & Sunday’s Boating Fun Days with[…]

Floatzillas Rule Boating in Chicago came up with Floatzilla 10 years ago and haven’t looked back. Our marketing was generating many small intimate groups from 13-25 guests with interest in being together. Our clients wanted to jump in the lake or go River bar hopping without the limitations larger boats would have. Turning these groups away just wasn’t an Read more about Floatzillas Rule Boating in Chicago[…]

LGTBQ Couples n Groups Love has had amazing LGBTQ clients rent Granny, Meemaw or Grandpa pontoon for a celebratory  cruise with us. The latest was with our client JJ who booked in 2020 only to carry her booking over to 2021 to celebrate their LGBTQ marriage. Awesome, we 💘 love being apart of their experience. In 2020 and again Read more about LGTBQ Couples n Groups Love[…]